NervousThe advisers
- Count
- Six
- Names
- Gary Bob Lena Olle Kim Sten
- Role
- Nodding
- Last idea
- "Maybe… the chill button?"
- Status
- Still employed. Barely.
Supreme State Broadcast · Day 1 of the Glorious Pump
Penguin Supreme ($SUPREME): Absolutelyno chill.
No Chill PhilSupreme Leader · tap him to authorize a missile test
Meet No Chill Phil: self-appointed Supreme Leader of the Glorious Ice Republic, Admiral of the Three Ducks, and the only penguin in recorded history with zero chill. $SUPREME on Solana.
- Missile tests today
- 0
- Chill detected
- 0%
- Fish budget
- 1
The Supreme Leader
Official biography of the Supreme Leader
Verified by the Ministry of Facts. Questioning a fact is also a fact, and it has been recorded.
- Phil was born on the highest iceberg in the Republic. A double rainbow appeared. It was cold, but in a glorious way.
- On his first round of ice golf, Phil scored eleven holes-in-one. He was not holding a club.
- Phil does not sleep. He rests his eyebrows.
- State archaeologists have found the lair of the narwhal ridden by Phil's ancestors. It is classified, but it is real.
- Penguins cannot fly. Phil simply chooses not to.
- Phil once stared at a red candle until it turned green.
6 facts verified today
Philonia, the official flower of the Republic, blooms only when Phil is pleased. It has never bloomed.
State files · top secret
Everyone in the Republic has a file. These four were left on Phil's desk. Do not read them. You are already reading them.
Nervous
AfloatThe Supreme Navy
- Vessels
- Three
- Type
- Ducks (rubber)
- Experience
- Zero
- Doctrine
- Maritime supremacy, declared on a Tuesday
The bears
- Origin
- The other pole. Suspicious.
- Allegiance
- The market
- Tactic
- Selling
- Weakness
- Fish missiles
SanctionedThe vending machine
- Crime
- Took his coin. Kept his fish.
- Diplomacy
- Exhausted
- Status
- Under sanctions
- Next step
- Strongly worded email (drafting)
A day in the fortress
The official schedule of the Supreme Leader, in eight decrees. Read each one. Ratify it. You do not have a choice.
05:58Fortress standard time
Decree 01
Click to enlarge
0 / 8 ratified
Loyal citizen
The Great Bear War
The bears have crossed the equator. They wear ties. They carry SELL signs. The People's Snowball Battery holds the line. Click the battlefield to call in a fish missile.
Supreme defence consoleStatus: nominal
- Bears repelled
- 0
- Sells detected
- 0
- Morale index
- 100
- Chill
- 0%
The Grand
Mass Games
3,600 penguins in the stands. One card each. They have rehearsed since birth. One of them is holding the wrong card. Find the traitor.
Formation: The Supreme LeaderMistakes tolerated: 0
The chill button
Relaxation room, installed by concerned staff. The button has never been pressed. The staff believe in you. Phil does not.
Attempts: 0Chill achieved: 0%
Phil cam · mood: stern
The button is right there. Phil is watching. Go on.
Fulfil the five-year plan in five days!
The roadmap is one page long. It says WIN. Phil underlined it twice. Below is the extended edition, approved by the Ministry of Plans.
-
1
Establish the Republic
Launch on Solana. The official address is posted on Phil's X first, then here.
Pending supreme approval -
2
Mobilize the masses
Citizens report for duty on X and Telegram. Memes are the official currency of morale.
Overfulfilled: 412% -
3
Expand the duck navy
A fourth duck has been requested. Phil is reviewing the paperwork personally, which means slowly.
In progress -
4
Annex the trending page
The bears are already there. The bears will not be there for long.
Classified -
5
Glorious moon landing
Phil has already been to the moon. He found it insufficiently supreme. He is going back anyway.
When Phil says so
Your Republic needs you
Enlisting takes four steps and roughly zero chill. Use only the address shown here and on Phil's X. Any other address is a vending machine.
Memecoins are volatile. Only use money you can afford to lose. Phil is not a licensed anything.
Obtain your papers
Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare. Write down the recovery phrase and show it to nobody, not even Phil.
Collect your ration
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees.
Report to the checkpoint
Press Buy $SUPREME on this page, or paste the official address into the swap of your choice.
Swap and salute
Swap SOL for $SUPREME. Welcome to the ranks, comrade. Then register for your passport below.
Tip: if the download does nothing, right-click or long-press the passport and save the image.
The press briefing
Phil summoned the entire press over someone eating his lunch. Questions were submitted in advance. He answered the ones he liked.
Live
SSTV-1
BreakingSomeone ate his lunch. He has ruled out himself.
Chill remains at 0% ★ Navy reports three vessels, all ducks ★ Vending machine refuses comment ★ Fish budget unchanged at one ★ Weather: cold, hostile ★ Bears repelled again ★ Chill remains at 0% ★ Navy reports three vessels, all ducks ★ Vending machine refuses comment ★ Fish budget unchanged at one ★ Weather: cold, hostile ★ Bears repelled again ★
Supreme State Television · Channel 1
Phil
A Solana memecoin about No Chill Phil, the self-appointed Supreme Leader of an ice fortress. He has a launcher, a navy of three ducks, and he treats every red candle as a national emergency.
Phil
Supremacy.
Phil
There is a five-year plan. It is one page long. It says WIN. I underlined it twice. We will finish it in five days.
Phil
The bears. They are not even from here. Polar bears live at the other pole, which I consider suspicious. Also the vending machine.
Phil
The investigation is ongoing. Six advisers have been questioned. I have ruled out myself.
Phil
When I say so. The official address is posted on X first, then here. Anything else is a vending machine.
Phil
The navy has three vessels. All of them are ducks. I review applications personally, which is why none have been approved.
Phil
I am not angry. I am supreme. The eyebrows are structural.
Phil
Yes. You may lower the volume. You may not lower your loyalty.
Phil
No. I am not a licensed anything. I am barely a licensed penguin. $SUPREME is a memecoin for entertainment, with no promised value and no promised returns.
Phil has granted you one question at the next briefing. Make it worse.
Ask in the Telegram